Misunderstood like the wind

I think Starbucks is a very pretentious place and their coffee and food are overpriced. However, they do have extremely delicious lattes that I indulge in when I get the urge. Because I don't frequent this establishment often I am not very efficient using their latte lingo when ordering. I'm a simple girl so when I order it I ask for a medium size. Most employees just get me my latte. Yesterday it was a bit of a challenge.

Me: Can I have a medium Chai Tea Latte please

Barista: You mean Grande?

Me: Is that your medium size?

Barista: No....it's our grande.

Me: Grande as in large?

Barista: Noooo, grande as in grande

Me: OK....well if that's your size between small and large I will take that one.

Barista: Umm....I'm not sure. Let me go ask.

Guy behind me with a loud clucking noise: Yes, the Grande is the same as a medium.

Barista: OK, that's good to know.

I get my latte and slink out of there while pissed off regulars look at me and are probably wondering how I get by on a day to day basis without knowing that Starbucks grande is in fact a medium. SERIOUSLY??!! Shove it up your arse Barista girl!!!....You know its a medium so just give me a GODDAMN MEDIUM!!!! I would like to say I will never go back but I know I will...damn their delicious lattes!

On a much funnier note...here is a very clever video of an interview with the wind. Love it!